Banana Puns

Need some good banana puns? Peel back a bunch of a-peeling jokes that may drive you bananas.

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Best Banana Puns

You are very a-peeling.
I’m bananas about you.
Let’s split.
This is un-peel-ievable.
You are a-peeling.
I am bananas about you.
Let us split.
That joke drove me bananas.
This is a bunch of fun.
I find you very a-peel-ing.
Do not slip up now.
That plan is ripe for success.
You make life sundae better.
I am peeling good.
This friendship is never bruised.
Let us split and have some fun.
That joke is top banana.
I am slipping into a good mood.
You make me go ape.
You are ripe on time.
I find this un-peel-ievable.
Let us not split hairs, only bananas.
That idea has plenty of appeal.
I am yellow with happiness.
You are the pick of the bunch.

Short Banana One-Liners

You make me go bananas.
I find you quite appealing.
Don’t slip up now.
That joke has bunches of potential.

Banana Puns for Captions and Cards

You are top banana.
I’m peeling good today.
We make a great bunch.
Yellow there!