Math Puns

Need some good math puns? Count on a collection of jokes that are acute, rational, and never pointless.

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Best Math Puns

Parallel lines have so much in common—it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I have an acute sense of humor.
That joke is derivative.
You can count on me.
That joke is acute one.
I have got your number.
Parallel lines have so much in common; it is a shame they will never meet.
This is a prime example.
You are integral to the team.
I am over the moon and under the square root.
Let us solve for fun.
That idea is totally rational.
You make my heart multiply.
We are on the same plane.
Do not be obtuse.
You are as sweet as pi.
That joke was sum-thing else.
I am positive you are great.
You make a good point.
This relationship is a perfect square.
I cannot function without you.
You are the root of my happiness.
Let us divide and conquer.
That idea is exponentially better.
You are number one in my book.

Short Math One-Liners

I’m over it—like a fraction.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
That idea is as easy as pi.
You are one in a million.

Math Puns for Captions and Cards

Let’s solve for why.
I’m positive this will work.
The math book was sad because it had too many problems.
You are the sum of something great.