Thanksgiving Puns

Need some good thanksgiving puns? Gobble up a feast of jokes that are stuffed with gratitude and groans.

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Best Thanksgiving Puns

Let’s get basted.
You are the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
Talk turkey to me.
I yam thankful for you.
Let us give them pumpkin to talk about.
You are the apple of my pie.
This is gravy news.
I only have pies for you.
You butter believe I am grateful.
That was a corn-y joke.
Stuffing happens.
Have a gourd time.
Let us get basted.
You have got all the right stuffings.
Gobble till you wobble.
Pie love you very much.
Thankful, grateful, and fully plated.
You are one hot dish.
Turkey and dressing: the original power couple.
I cran-believe how good this is.
Have an a-maize-ing Thanksgiving.
This meal is worth the wait.
Keep calm and pass the gravy.
This dinner is gourd-geous.
Let us squash the drama.

Short Thanksgiving One-Liners

Pie love you.
You are one in a cran-million.
Feast mode activated.
Don’t be a jerky turkey.

Thanksgiving Puns for Captions and Cards

I’m all about that baste.
This is how we roll—pass them over.
Stuffing else matters.
Give thanks and pass the pie.